I should start by saying I hate theme parks. Carnivals, fairs, festivals, all of them. I mean, I have more reason than most to hate them, but I’ll get to that later. It’s just ever since I was a kid, I hated all of the noise and the lines and the screaming and… uhg it’s a lot.
“Hello, Daniel. It’s good to see you.”
“Good evening, Doctor Sanders. I’m pleased you could make it here so late. I know my call was a bit sudden.”
“I’m happy to be here. I was a bit surprised to see your call. Our next session wasn’t scheduled for another month. That’s unusual for you.”
Please find enclosed a check for three hundred and fifty dollars. I cannot properly return the gift you have forced upon me so I have estimated its cost and paid it back to you.
I cannot accept it.
You know the expression “be careful what you wish for?” Well, have I got a story that illustrates that notion perfectly…